ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*
SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon
SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS.
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
Milo just having the cutest face ever